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Cockroach
  • Zuhair:

    So, you know what happened?! This morning, I saw hair in the drain, so I picked it out, and looked at it, and it was a cockroach!!

  • Sister and Omer:

    Hahahahaha *muted laughter because of baby sleeping*

  • Omer:

    I just asked her what happened to the cockroach, and she said "someone cleaned it up!"

  • Zuhair:

    Ya! It was me! And I brought it this close to my face before realizing what it was!

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Doo doo
  • Zuhair:

    it smells like doodoooooo!

  • Omer:

    *Jadakiss laugh* ahhaaaaiii

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Happy know clap clap
  • Niece:

    *grabs Omer's hands* happy know clap your hands, clap clap!

  • Omer:

    *follows along*

  • Rabeea:

    There's no articles in that sentence!

  • Omer:

    What's the sentence?

  • Rabeea:

    If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

  • Niece:

    happy know clap your hands, clap clap! *repeat for next 10 minutes*

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A/C
  • Uzi:

    Yo, don't turn my A/C off.

  • Omer:

    I'm going to keep turning it off until you turn it off yourself!

  • Uzi:

    *later, coming out of his room, makes eye contact with Omer across the hall in his room*

  • Uzi:

    Yo man! What's your problem!?

  • Omer:

    I don't have a problem. You keep leaving your A/C on!

  • Uzi:

    So what?! It's my room!

  • Omer:

    It's wasting energy and money.

  • Uzi:

    So, what!?

  • Omer:

    You have to turn your A/C off.

  • Uzi:

    No.

  • Omer:

    I'm going to keep doing it for you then.

  • Uzi:

    I'm going to lock my door.

  • Omer:

    Go ahead.

  • Uzi:

    *closes door and tries to lock it, gets frustrated*

  • Uzi:

    Damnit. *goes inside and turns off A/C*

  • Uzi:

    *goes downstairs*

  • Omer:

    You could've turned off your lights too, but ok.

  • Uzi:

    *muffled scream from downstairs*

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Oven
  • Zuhair:

    Yo!

  • Omer:

    What?

  • Zuhair:

    Uzi left the oven on! For like... twenty minutes! What the hell is wrong with him!?

  • Omer:

    No! What the hell is wrong with you?!

  • Zuhair:

    What?

  • Omer:

    What did you do to your face?!

  • Zuhair:

    I shaved it (his beard to a goatee)

  • Omer:

    Why?! It's not even connected over here!

  • Zuhair:

    I know!!!

  • Omer:

    *smh*

  • Zuhair:

    I went in and the door is closed and everything and I look at the oven and I'm like "Why is this on?"

  • Omer:

    See! This is why you need to nurture a habit of turning things off!

  • Zuhair:

    Then I go to him and I'm like "Why is the oven on?"

  • Omer:

    Why was the oven on?

  • Zuhair:

    I don't know, he was cooking something. But yo! He just left it on! And you know what he says? "Nothing would have happened anyways"

  • Omer:

    hahaha

  • Zuhair:

    Yo, you gotta go scream at him. Please. I swear. Someone's gotta go scream at him!

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Lenses wrapped in underwear, baby. Who you know fresher than O? #ballin4lyfe
A facebook status update by Omer… while packing before his flight to Chicago
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All Slaps Day!
  • Uzi:

    Dude, how can you not be down for All Slaps Day?! Slap anyone, anytime for the whole day!

  • Omer:

    I just... don't think you understand the implications that has for your health!

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Like I mean… like what are you supposed to do in a Tercel yknow? Like I just… like what are you supposed to do? Like you can’t sleep in it. YouknowhatImean? Like what can you do. Explain that to me. Like dude. I don’t think you understand. What can you do? Like… I don’t think you understand.
Omer, Post-Baskin Robbins
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A Trip to Baskin Robbins
  • Mani (niece):

    Ice Cream! Ice Cream!

  • BIL (Brother In Law):

    *gets her ice cream*

  • Omer:

    Hey, can I have some?

  • Mani:

    It's for Mani!

  • Mom:

    Give me some?

  • Mani:

    It's for Mani!

  • Mani:

    *looking at Uzi* You want? *extending her hand*

  • Uzi:

    Ya, sure

  • Mani:

    *taking ice cream back* It's for Mani!

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Planned Parenthood
  • Sister:

    Ya, so I think I'm just going to schedule to have all my kids in like December yknow

  • Omer:

    Ya, that sounds like a good idea.

  • Sister:

    What are you talking about? That's so freaky. Who does that?!

  • Omer:

    Come on! People do that! It makes sense! I mean that's what Planned Parenthood is.

  • Sister:

    *snorts*

  • Omer:

    Ya! Scheduling and stuff!

  • Sister:

    Beta, that's not what Planned Parenthood is.

  • Omer:

    Ya it is! Why not!? It's not just controlling the amount of kids you have. Sheesh.

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