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Lenses wrapped in underwear, baby. Who you know fresher than O? #ballin4lyfe
A facebook status update by Omer… while packing before his flight to Chicago
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All Slaps Day!
  • Uzi:

    Dude, how can you not be down for All Slaps Day?! Slap anyone, anytime for the whole day!

  • Omer:

    I just... don't think you understand the implications that has for your health!

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Like I mean… like what are you supposed to do in a Tercel yknow? Like I just… like what are you supposed to do? Like you can’t sleep in it. YouknowhatImean? Like what can you do. Explain that to me. Like dude. I don’t think you understand. What can you do? Like… I don’t think you understand.
Omer, Post-Baskin Robbins
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A Trip to Baskin Robbins
  • Mani (niece):

    Ice Cream! Ice Cream!

  • BIL (Brother In Law):

    *gets her ice cream*

  • Omer:

    Hey, can I have some?

  • Mani:

    It's for Mani!

  • Mom:

    Give me some?

  • Mani:

    It's for Mani!

  • Mani:

    *looking at Uzi* You want? *extending her hand*

  • Uzi:

    Ya, sure

  • Mani:

    *taking ice cream back* It's for Mani!

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Planned Parenthood
  • Sister:

    Ya, so I think I'm just going to schedule to have all my kids in like December yknow

  • Omer:

    Ya, that sounds like a good idea.

  • Sister:

    What are you talking about? That's so freaky. Who does that?!

  • Omer:

    Come on! People do that! It makes sense! I mean that's what Planned Parenthood is.

  • Sister:

    *snorts*

  • Omer:

    Ya! Scheduling and stuff!

  • Sister:

    Beta, that's not what Planned Parenthood is.

  • Omer:

    Ya it is! Why not!? It's not just controlling the amount of kids you have. Sheesh.

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Adrian Brody .. that’s what Snoop Dogg would look like if he was white.
The Sister
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Scratch
  • Uzi:

    Ask me what my favorite hobby is!

  • Omer:

    What's your favorite hob--

  • Uzi:

    SCRATCHING MY BALLS

  • Omer:

    *rolls over laughing*

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Incorrigible
  • Omer:

    You're incorrigible!

  • Uzi:

    *nods*

  • Omer:

    I don't even know what that means!

  • Uzi:

    But it fits...

  • Omer:

    YA!

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This cake is especially satisfying because of how it was given to me. It was a drive by.
Omer
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… I was dead tired od’ed on swag last night.
Zuhair, in an email to Uzi and Omer
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