So, you know what happened?! This morning, I saw hair in the drain, so I picked it out, and looked at it, and it was a cockroach!!
Hahahahaha *muted laughter because of baby sleeping*
I just asked her what happened to the cockroach, and she said "someone cleaned it up!"
Ya! It was me! And I brought it this close to my face before realizing what it was!
it smells like doodoooooo!
*Jadakiss laugh* ahhaaaaiii
*grabs Omer's hands* happy know clap your hands, clap clap!
There's no articles in that sentence!
What's the sentence?
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
happy know clap your hands, clap clap! *repeat for next 10 minutes*
Yo, don't turn my A/C off.
I'm going to keep turning it off until you turn it off yourself!
*later, coming out of his room, makes eye contact with Omer across the hall in his room*
Yo man! What's your problem!?
I don't have a problem. You keep leaving your A/C on!
So what?! It's my room!
It's wasting energy and money.
You have to turn your A/C off.
I'm going to keep doing it for you then.
I'm going to lock my door.
*closes door and tries to lock it, gets frustrated*
Damnit. *goes inside and turns off A/C*
You could've turned off your lights too, but ok.
*muffled scream from downstairs*
Uzi left the oven on! For like... twenty minutes! What the hell is wrong with him!?
No! What the hell is wrong with you?!
What did you do to your face?!
I shaved it (his beard to a goatee)
Why?! It's not even connected over here!
I went in and the door is closed and everything and I look at the oven and I'm like "Why is this on?"
See! This is why you need to nurture a habit of turning things off!
Then I go to him and I'm like "Why is the oven on?"
Why was the oven on?
I don't know, he was cooking something. But yo! He just left it on! And you know what he says? "Nothing would have happened anyways"
Yo, you gotta go scream at him. Please. I swear. Someone's gotta go scream at him!
Dude, how can you not be down for All Slaps Day?! Slap anyone, anytime for the whole day!
I just... don't think you understand the implications that has for your health!
Ice Cream! Ice Cream!
*gets her ice cream*
Hey, can I have some?
It's for Mani!
Give me some?
It's for Mani!
*looking at Uzi* You want? *extending her hand*
*taking ice cream back* It's for Mani!
Ya, so I think I'm just going to schedule to have all my kids in like December yknow
Ya, that sounds like a good idea.
What are you talking about? That's so freaky. Who does that?!
Come on! People do that! It makes sense! I mean that's what Planned Parenthood is.
Ya! Scheduling and stuff!
Beta, that's not what Planned Parenthood is.
Ya it is! Why not!? It's not just controlling the amount of kids you have. Sheesh.